Review: The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightment +2 - Carlton Mellick III


Title - The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightment +2
Author - Carlton Mellick III
Year - 2010
Stand Alone or Series - Stand Alone
Pages - 215
Reading Time - 13 days in October 2011

Synopsis

ARE YOU READY TO PLAY SOME DUNGEONS AND FUCKING DRAGONS?

The Kobold Wizard's Dildo of Enlightenment +2 is an absurd comedy about a group of adventurers (elf, halfling, bard, dwarf, assassin, thief) going through an existential crisis after having discovered that they are really just pre-rolled characters living inside of a classic AD&D role playing game. While exploring the ruins of Tardis Keep, these 6 characters must deal with their inept Dungeon Master's retarded imagination and resist their horny teenaged players' commands to have sex with everything in sight.

Featuring: punk rock elf chicks, death metal orcs, porn-addicted beholders, a goblin/halfling love affair, a gnoll orgy, and a magical dildo that holds the secrets of the universe.

Review

This is parody of all those dungeons and dragons books out there. A sexual parody I might say. We get to see the players (all young teens) and their made up characters and some NPC's created by a young deep troubled dungeon master. The made up characters are all that made up and as they are penetrated by the dildo they become aware of their "lives". Almost in every page there is a sexual action or hint and drawings made to look like a teen has drawn them. This is not a children's book and it's a good gift for any dungeon and dragon player because the normal view of a person about D&D players like Magic the Gathering is that they are a male frustated boy. Even if this is not true at all. Good funny book but not one that I will read it twice even if there are some beautiful elf looking girls in small garnements. The character development is done not without merit and the plot itself is too cliché. The sexual parts are almost all quite funny.  I would give these book to anyone who plays Dungeons 7/10





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